Wednesday Weirdness #35

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1.) Did you donate any money/gifts/time to charity this year?
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Yes, all of the above.


2.) Were you in a hurry to grow up as a child? Do you ever wish you had enjoyed being a kid more?

Grow up? What's that? I'm still a kid about certain things.


3.) What snack did you used to leave Santa? Did you ever catch a parent putting away or eating the treat you left for Santa?

Cookies and Milk - I remember that it would be gone shortly after we set it out and BEFORE the presents arrived.


4.) If you were not related to your cousins, are they people you would pick as friends?

There is one cousin I would be a friend with benefits but most of them bug the hell out of me.

5.) When was your last awkward moment? What happened?

I was bitching about service at a store and the sweet smiling customer service lady whispered my zipper was down. As it turned out it had broken.
The pants were their's and she replaced them. For some reason she would not help me change. For the record I have been a commando since I was a teen.

6.) What is one gift you would be really excited to receive this holiday?

Permission to try surgery to get some/all of my sight back.


7.) When staying with relatives/having relatives stay with you for the
holidays, is sex a go or put on hold?

My previous GF and I would try to have sex in as many rooms of the relatives home as we could. The thrill of possibly getting caught was such a turn on.


8.) Do you have any traditions for the holidays? (ie opening one gift Christmas eve and saving the rest for Christmas day, opening them all Christmas eve, listening to a particular holiday CD while opening gifts, preparing a special breakfast, etc)

Always one gift on Xmas eve for the little ones and save the rest for Xmas morning.


9.) What is something you would be embarrassed to receive as a gift?

I don't embarrass easily buy I suppose porn would do it.


10.) Do you collect anything?

Odds and ends - Three boxes of stuff I will probably never use - extra screws, bolts and nuts, pens and pencils, cables and connectors, receipts, old pill bottles, small cleaned glass jars, keys and key rings. Old computers (10 or so) - I do recycle the monitors.

But my favorite - old Corvette Stingrays - I have eight so far...and it is NOT because I am lacking in other areas!

Wednesday Weirdness #34

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#34 - Visit the Website

1. What is the one sexual act you would never do?
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Anything in my butt


2. Is there anyone you know, that if they turned out to be a serial killer you would not be surprised?

Yes, actually 2 or 3.


3. What is the most annoying thing about the holiday season for you?

I can be a Scrooge.


4. If you saw a video of your celebrity crush picking their nose, would that change your opinion of your hotness?

I doubt it as long as they didn't eat it.


5. What is the one non-sexual thing you would be embarrassed to be caught doing?

Flatulence.


6. A favorite blogger friend wrote a column about the one word that really turns her on. Do you have a word or phrase that does the same for you? What is it?

When my partner whispers in my ear, "F@&k me!"


7. As someone who ran a virtual cookie exchange, I have to ask what your favorite cookie is?

I would have to say Peanut Butter with Chocolate Chips but only if freshly baked with a glass of milk.

Wednesday Weirdness #33

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Wednesday Weirdness #33
-Amorous Rocker

1.) Do you get along with your significant other's parents? If you've never met their parents or if you're single, how did you usually get along with former SO's parents?

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Never had a problem with parents. I just charmed them and kissed butt.

2.) Have you ever stolen a tip from a table while eating at a restaurant? If you saw someone doing this, would you speak up or pretend you never saw anything?

Never - if I saw it happen the person would be outed, ridiculed and embarrassed and get their ass kicked. Thieves are not tolerated.

3.) Do you have any sexual fantasies that you’d never admit to anyone?

NO

4.) What smells do you find comforting?

Smell of cooking meat - fresh cut grass - freshly lit cigarette amd for some reason Fabreeze?

5.) Do you ever resent your significant other for not earning more money? Do you ever find yourself jealous because your SO earns more money than you?

NO

6.) If you had to wear a Halloween costume for 3 hours a day, ever day, for the rest of your life, which would it be and why?

Happy Clown to make people laugh.

7.) Have you ever had sex with someone and kept a piece of their undergarments or anything else for any reason? Have you ever had someone want or try to keep something of yours?

I've had bras left behind but not at my request. Girls always wanted to wear my light blue buttoned down collar dress shirts - I gave up many of them.

WW #30

from Wednesday Weirdness (Macabre Girl)

1.) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

No one has ever asked.

2.) Are you a morning person or a night owl?

Both, I love to watch the sunset, stay up late waiting for the sunrise. I usually sleep when most people work.

3.) Do you take any kind of medication daily or regularly? If so, what?

Ace inhibitor, Beta blocker, diabetes meds, insulin, satin and 81mg aspirin plus
nitroglycerin as needed.

4.) Do you ever have naughty thoughts about any of your friends significant others?

Yes

5.) What are your favorite comfort foods?

Use to be (See #3) Chocolate, More Chocolate and even MORE chocolate which led to #3.

6.) Would you rather direct a porn or star in one?

I'd do both jobs with a bevy of female stars.

7.) Have you ever seen a "donkey show"? Would you ever be interested in seeing one?

Never saw one and #6 appeals to me more.

8.) On a scale of 1 to 10, how gullible of a person would you say you are?

-20

Weird Wednesday #29 (My 1st)

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